20.) If the world is supposed to be round, then home come is it that we see it as flat?
19.) What is chicken-fried steak? Beef or poultry?
18.) Why are dogs called "man's best friend", when cats are portrayed as disgusting, selfish vermin who only care for their own benefit? Who would be your best friend if you're allergic to them? What if someone is a "cat person"?
17.) If a tree fell in the woods and no one was in the immediate area, will it still make a sound?
16.) Who really shot JR? Did Chuck Norris?
15.) If you(God) are a DJ and life was a dance floor, then what would be on your Ipod's playlist? (Something tells me that the Big Guy is a 70s fan.)
14.) What purpose do mosqutios serve other than to annoy people? The same purpose as the IRS or a telemarketer?
13.) Why is Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Gossip Girl, The Office, American Idol, and My Name is Earl even popular? Are Americans so ideologically deprived of all reality that they must stoop down to this level in order to be entertained?
12.) Why did the chicken cross the road? There has to be an interesting story behind that one.
11.) Do you get offended if something that conveys blasphemy is brought up on TV? (Gay relationships, racial slurs, anti-Christian remarks, etc.) Or do you just sit there and let the small-town conservative blowhards get their way or else you're really gonna catch it during Sunday services?
10.) If someone can fly around the world in 80 days via a hot air balloon, then why can't we send a man to Mars?
9.) How come is it that whenever I walk into Wal-Mart, the greeter smiles and waves at me, but when I enter American Eagle, they watch me like a hawk?
8.) They say that it takes a village to raise a child, so why can't a child raise a village? If it can be done in Lord of the Flies, then surely it can be done here....
7.) Who really wrote the Beowulf poem? I'd like to shake his or her hand.
6.) Who are these people that are running for City Council in Madisonville? Did Uncle Sam pull them out of his ass one day?
5.) How come is it that when I get a picture taken, I appear to be 10 pounds heavier, but when I look in the mirror at home, I look 10 pounds lighter?
4.) Why can't men get a visit from "Aunt Flo"? I want them to suffer as much as I do whenever I'm on my period!
3.) How can some girls get more boyfriends than more people have shoes? Are they THAT helpless to where they can't depend on themselves to live? (Dear God, I'm glad I'm single!)
2.) When humans express their blase toward a certain subject, they always make the comment, "Like I give a rat's ass". But, when rats are in the same situation, what do they say? "Like I give a human's ass"? Would it convey the same meaning?
1.) Finally: Corn poop--explain THAT to me!