10.) Sir Gawain is a total pansy. (Just reread SIR GAWAIN AND THE GREEN KNIGHT.)

9.) America isn't a Democracy, it's a Republic. (Hence why only Republicans win the presidential races and not Democrats.)

8.) Chuck Norris is superhuman. Walker, Texas Ranger didn't tell the whole world about his abilities as a whole.

7.) In terms of relationships, eating crow may be better than cooing like a dove.

6.) There is not a swimming pool on top of the school like the former Seniors told me when I was a freshman. I never believed the rumors, however, four years later, I was the one trying to convince the freshman that a swimming pool did exist on top of our school.

5.) According to the Pre-Calculus classes, it isn't a good idea to "drink and derive". (Whatever that means. I failed Algebra 2 and I have to take it over again.)

4.) Don't ever, ever, ever do a research paper at the last minute.

3.) Lockers aren't very good trashcans.

2.) All the girls in the cheerleading squad are bitches, regardless of race, color, and creed.

And the number one lesson I've learned in high school is......(drum roll, please!).......

1.) William Shakesphere is not gay, he was bisexual and there's a BIG difference between actually being gay. Second, he didn't write the Bible and third, the famous balcony scene in "Romeo in Juliet" never took place on a balcony. One more point: Macbeth is not a cursed play. After locking myself outside, losing all my data on my PS2 memory card, and tripping over a flower, I'm convinced that Macbeth is not cursed!

If I don't see you sooner, see you later!