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10.) My cat peed on it.

9.) My cat pooped on it. (My cat, Pooter, did stay sick all the time, hence the name.)

8.) My cat puked on it.

7.) I lost it at my mom's drug dealer's house.

6.) I left it in my sock drawer.

5.) I accidentally spilled spaghetti sauce on it while I was doing my homework. Obviously, multi-tasking isn't one of my best qualities; then again, I can play my Nintendo DS, watch TV, and wash clothes at the same time.

4.) I left it in the chicken coop or barn....I can't remember which. Well, I used to live on a farm, what did you expect?

3.) I was verrrry, verrry sick while I was doing my homework, so I couldn't finish it on account that I wasn't feeling good.

2.) My little cousin ate it.

And the number 1 most colorful excuse for me not turning in my homework is....... (Drum roll, please……)

1.) Wrap your heads around this one:
I totally forgot to do my homework even though I had several reminders written in my assignment book. When I got home, I started feeling verrry sick to my stomach, so I had to lie down until it passed. Meanwhile, as I slept, my cat, Pooter had the Hershey squirts and decided to use my homework paper as a litter box. Since she does have a history of not cleaning herself properly like cats should, the soiled mess became stuck on her back paw, where she dragged it around with her, eventually taking it into the barn. She finally took notice of this and managed to free herself from the poopy mess....yep, that's it, Ma'am. (Play the mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah from the Peanuts cartoons.)

If I don't see you sooner, see you later!